Is Yer lady wanting a fancy french meal & your redneck ass wants a charred steak? Bovine Noir is the compromise you need! Noir is french for Black, the color of that sexy char you want so technically it’ll make your steak fancy AF! If that excuse doesn’t work, you may have to wait until Motley Que release’s a sparkly rub or try jewelry….yeah….maybe you need to get her jewelry Kyle. Bouvine Noir Recommended Use: Steaks, Chops, Burgers.