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Uncle Hemmy’s Herb You Been Talking Sh*t Bottle

$16.99

Big Talk? This Herb Blend Backs It Up.

This herb blend doesn't mess around! Loaded with rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper, garlic, and a kick of citrus. It's made to bring big flavor to whatever you're throwing down. Chicken? Yep. Beef? For sure. Veggies? Don't leave 'em out.

What's in the attitude:

Uncle Hemmy didn't create another boring herb blend that tastes like your grandma's dried spice rack. This one has personality. The rosemary and thyme bring classic herbal depth, but the citrus kick gives it brightness and the generous garlic adds punch. It's sophisticated enough for a dinner party but bold enough for backyard bragging rights.

The flavor breakdown:

  • Rosemary: Piney, aromatic, and perfect for roasted meats
  • Thyme: Earthy, slightly floral, pairs with everything
  • Salt: Properly seasoned — no need to add more
  • Black pepper: Fresh cracked heat and complexity
  • Garlic: Savory backbone that ties it all together
  • Citrus: Bright, zesty notes that wake up the whole blend

Why this herb blend works:

Most herb blends are either too subtle (why bother?) or one-dimensional (just rosemary, basically). Herb You Been Talking Sh*t hits different because it's balanced. The herbs provide the foundation, the citrus adds lift, and the garlic brings the umami. Every component has a job, and they all show up to work.

Perfect on:

  • Chicken: Whole roasted birds, spatchcocked, thighs, breasts — it all works
  • Beef: Steaks, roasts, tenderloin — herbs and beef are best friends
  • Pork: Chops, tenderloin, roasts — the citrus especially shines here
  • Lamb: Rosemary and lamb is a classic for good reason
  • Veggies: Roasted potatoes, carrots, zucchini, Brussels sprouts
  • Fish: Salmon, halibut, trout — lighter proteins love herbs
  • Compound butter: Mix into softened butter for instant flavor

Recipe ideas:

  • Herb-crusted prime rib: Coat generously before roasting
  • Lemon herb chicken: Season inside and out, roast until golden
  • Herbed lamb chops: Rub and grill to medium-rare perfection
  • Roasted vegetable medley: Toss with olive oil and this blend
  • Herb butter: Mix into softened butter for steaks and bread
  • Focaccia topping: Sprinkle on oiled dough before baking

How to use it:

  • Apply generously — herbs are forgiving and more is usually better
  • Works great as a dry rub or mixed with olive oil as a paste
  • Season early for deeper flavor penetration
  • Excellent under the skin of poultry
  • Use as a finishing seasoning on vegetables and salads
  • Mix with breadcrumbs for herb-crusted anything

Pro tips:

  • The citrus means it pairs especially well with lemon wedges on the side
  • Mix with Dijon mustard for an incredible steak or lamb crust
  • Compound butter with this blend is a game-changer
  • Great on eggs, potatoes, and breakfast dishes too
  • Store in a cool, dry place to keep those herbs vibrant

Uncle Hemmy's Herb You Been Talking Sh*t brings the flavor your food has been missing. Less talk, more seasoning.